Never Forget: Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction

Ah yes, how could I forget the infamous Superbowl wardrobe “malfunction?” It isn’t every day that a young boy gets to witness a nipple on live television. If you ask me, Broadcast T.V. really started to go downhill once they started using a delay. There is no danger in a ten second delay. A censor could have painted a scale replica of Janet Jackson’s boob in that time, crushing the hearts of millions.

Luckily for Ms. Jackson’s honor, who is famous for singing the song Nasty, she had that ninja throwing star covering her nipple, otherwise that whole situation could have been embarrassing. I just hope that if the day ever comes that Justin Timberlake rips my pants off in public then I am wearing my lucky tube sock on my dong in order to help mitigate the nudity. But with my luck it will probably be laundry day and I will end up on a list while Mr. Sexy Back is free to continue with his career.

I had a feeling I would make headlines one day, I just figured it would be in an obituary and I didn’t think it could get any lower than that. Once again I have been proven to be incorrect. 

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