Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures Will Have You Singing the Asstastic

I've been alone with you

Inside my mind

And in my dreams I've kissed your sweet rump

A thousand times

Well, hello, Nicole Richie. The little second gen Hollywood celeb is having something of a coming out party this past week as she pimps her new TV show, something about fashion that I'm quite sure we don't give a hoot about, but I am also quite sure that in this same week we've seen more of Nicole's body than we have in the past three years combined, with or without sour puss face. And quite a nice little body she has to present, seen here in these poolside bikini photos from Miami.

Sure, Nicole Richie's bothersome sunglasses and spoiled girl perma-pout aren't going anywhere, but if she starts flashing more of that bikini butt and heaving short stack cleave, we are bound to pay attention. Enjoy.