What Do Odette Yustman, The Silver Bear, and Group Sex Have in Common?

!' Then, I hung up the phone in dramatic fashion, I mean, it was a cell phone so mostly I just pushed END really hard.

But that cagey literary bastard had caller ID and rang me back. Foiled. He asked me if all Egotastic! readers preferred Odette Yustman or was it just me pretending it was all of you. He's one smart mofo and he wants to hear from all of you spy and thriller book and movie fans.

Silver Bear, a Bad-Ass Hitman Novel by Derek Haas

So, here's what you need to do. Get The Silver Bear for yourself, trust me, it's a killer (literally) read. If you like hitmen and guns and girls and Russian mobsters, like all men do, you'll dig it. Then, you need to email Derek Haas and tell him who you want to play the female lead if there's a movie version of his book.

You know I'm pulling hard (as it were) for Odette Yustman, seen here in these Women's Health magazine pictures. C'mon, she looks hot even in women's magazines! Vote Odette.

Okay, still not sure. Check out this video clip from Group Sex, a movie you've likely never seen but came out this past summer featuring the super sextastic Odette Yustman.

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(NOTE: for your Brits especially, one of the many positive book review blurbs for The Silver Bear was from your own, Jenni Falconer. Holy crapoly. Had to look her up. Damn. I had a very different picture in my mind of how British book critics look. Where's the gray hair and spectacles? I'd like this woman to blurb me!)

Jenni Falconer posing for Ultimo Lingerie: