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bill-swift - September 24, 2010
My girlfriend came up with this 'romantic' notion that if we abstain from making the sexy for 90 days, it will make us appreciate each other even more when we resume. I think she read a book or something, which, by the way, she knows is forbidden. Who comes up with these inane ideas anyhow? Should we force starvation ourselves for three weeks so that our 7-Eleven microwave burritos will suddenly taste better? Should we caffeinate ourselves painfully awake for 172 straight hour so we can learn to appreciate sleep again? So I ask her, despite this ban on the very healthy and necessary human habit of boot knocking, if kissing remains okay. She smiles widely and says, 'Of course'. So I say, 'Great', and spend the next hour watching this -- super sexy Rachel Bilson kissing another girl on How I Met Your Mother this past week. 89 days left to go.
Update: Thanks to Egotastic! reader 'Larry' for pointing out that the girl on the receiving end of Rachel Bilson lips is the actress Kaylee Defer, and, far more important than names, her nipple: