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brian-mcgee - October 16, 2017
The last time we caught up with the gorgeous Rebecca Bagnol, she was getting me to possibly think about reversing my position on harnesses. Welp, she's at it again, trying to bust another taboo of mine... sex on the beach. I get it, I totally get the idea of it, but the reality of having sand in my ass crack for the rest of time does not appeal to me.
We all know how much of a pain it is to get sand off of you after a day at the beach. Now compound that by genitals. I have a hard enough time getting sand out of my hair, can you imagine having to get it out of your taint? God almighty though, Rebecca is doing her damnedest to get me to reconsider beach sex.
It's awfully hard to resist so cogent an argument as seeing Rebecca Bagnol's nude body covered in sand. It would hold up under scrutiny in any court of law, and I'd be happy to file a motion to get the whole courtroom to take a field trip to the beach for further examination.