Rhian Sugden Sweet Topless Treats Lead the Way in the Page 3 Funbag Roundup

The best thing about the British Page 3 girls is that they're always photographed under the sunshine by the pool, the most un-British pose possible. Okay, that's not the best thing, perhaps not even in the top ten, once you're done counting all those heaven-sent hooters on display from these alluringly gorgeous 20-something English babes.

Rhian Sugden, Lissy Cunningham, Sabine Jemeljanova, Kelly Hall, Mellisa Clarke, these are the names that spin around in my head each night as my libido spins up a college of sweet bare melons from Jolly Old. Sometimes ten fine mammaries are all you need to forget about your troubles and fall to sleep peacefully. I mean, after cranking up the Aerosmith so your neighbor stops complaining about that loud screeching cat she's certain lives in your place. Enjoy.

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