Rihanna See-Through Nipple Show Headlights the CFDA Fashion Awards

I'm guessing the 'F" in CFDA stands for Fashion. That means the 'C' probably stands for Rihanna's funbag size, quite visibly clear beneath her sheer dress at these haute couture awards last night in New York. Let's be honest, the Emperors New Clothes remain the best fashion choice for super sextastic women. I don't know much about fashion, but I do know that the entire male world population would've voted Rihanna best dressed last night, which tells you something. Or nothing, because when women start letting horny men design clothing, every store will be filled with Hooters girl clothing.

Rihanna continues to be one of the leading edge body revealing pop divas we admire so much for raising the bar on exhibitionism. Since the day she arrived on scene, Rihanna has been showing off her naturally hot female form at every opportunity, without need for a cause or applause, just because she can. I respect the hell out of that. And I thank her. While staring at her nipples. I can't help it. Enjoy.