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rusty-mattis - August 23, 2017
You know, I've always wanted to travel more than I do. It's hard to get away with work and bills and all the other nonsense I gotta do everyday. Plus, why travel the world when I can see beautiful ladies like Simona Callegari topless from the comfort of my own home.
Simona Callegari's boobies take me on an adventure unlike any real trip could ever do. Seeing the other side of the world wouldn't live up to the hype. Simona Callegari is nude, right here, right now, I don't have to pack a single suitcase, don't have to wait in line, and I don't have to talk louder and slower in the hopes that someone understands me. Best part of all, I ain't paying $12 for a soda like you do at the airport. Wait, that's the second best thing. The very best thing is Simona Callegari topless. That's the big thing, there ain't much that is better than that.
Don't know where Simona Callegari calls home, but I bet it's a beautiful place. Though, I bet it's a little less beautiful if Simona Callegari and her sweet rack aren't there anymore. Yeah, traveling might be fun, but might as well stay home and enjoy a sure thing like Simona Callegari topless.
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