Stop and See Australian Model Cara Wakelin’s Nude Shoot

  That Cara Wakelin sure has a good looking turd cutter on her. It must be due to that kangaroo fitness program that I have heard they have down in Aussieland. It is my understanding that there is not much to it. They just hop around for an hour or two and punch anyone who enters into their personal space. My Dad was doing that before it was cool, but that had more to do with me and my brothers hiding his prosthetic leg whenever he was drinking. It might seem like a cruel prank, but at least it forced him to get some exercise in. I bet his butt and leg could have given Cara a run for her dollarydoos.

He also had the self-respect to keep his clothes on and stay off the counter at the bar, most of the time anyway. What is it about beautiful, naked women that makes them think they can get away with that type of disrespectful behavior? I tell you, if I was the bouncer at that bar I wouldn’t stand for it. I would escort her out the door and back to my apartment, because I have standards.     

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