Stop and See Shailene Woodley’s Flotation Devices From “Adrift”

Accidents happen all of the time on movie sets no matter the location, which is why I am so upset at the clear lack of safety devices being implemented. For a movie that takes place on the water Shailene should have not only been wearing a life preserver but a full gumby suit. The survival of your star, and one of the world’s greatest assets, should always be the top priority.

I know a life preserver would have greatly hindered the view of Shailene’s own greatest assets, which is why I came up with an equally as effective alternative. Had the woman been given insanely large breast implants full of air, I believe it would have been enough to serve our purpose. Good luck drowning when your head cannot even get under the water.

I know fake boobs are not ideal—personally, I prefer them au natural—but sometimes sacrifices need to be made in the name of safety. And once filming is finished Shailene would be free to have them removed, a decision I would fully support, by the way. I cannot see the need for even larger boobs being a priority in her life.

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