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aldo-vallon - April 26, 2018
One of these days I am going to figure out why a naked woman can become even sexier by making the decision to keep her high heels on.
I mean, I understand why high heels are sexy. And I understand why naked women are sexy. So it should be logical that putting the two together would increase the overall sexiness, but it doesn’t always work that way.
A woman wearing lingerie is sexy. But if she kept half of it on during the time when sex happens I would not think she became sexier.
And I do not think the phenomenon can be explained away as being due to my disdain for the human foot, whether it belongs to a man or woman. It would be logical to say that covering a foot in anything would increase someone’s appeal in my eyes, because the foot is a disgusting appendage and we would all be better off without them. But I think even foot fetishists would agree that a foot gets sexier when it is housed in a stiletto, so I think that negates the previous statements.
I think we simply need to accept that this is one of life’s great mysteries that no one is ever going to understand, like how microwaves work.