Thank God It’s Funbags (TGIF): Mercede Johnston Bares Her Alaskan Peaks for Family, Justice, and the Bunny

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Here's what I love about Mercede Johnston, I mean, besides the fact that her parents took the 's' off her first name and called it novel -- she sticks up for her brother, the lovable impregnating slacker, Levi Johnston. And that's what sisters should do. Okay, sure, maybe she has some of the most unprofessionally implanted funbag enhancers ever, but Mercede Johnston still took to the pages of Playboy to reveal her Alaskan peaks and to counter public assertions by Bristol Palin, that among other offenses, Levi took Bristol's lady nest by force one evening whilst camping in the woods. Into the wild, indeed, good sister. Enjoy.