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aldo-vallon - December 21, 2017
In what setting are those leggings considered appropriate? I understand that under most circumstances there would be a skirt over them, but even then they still feel like boner fodder. And what am I missing about women's fashion that the waist needs to be placed so high? Has the belly button come to be included among the unmentionable areas? What's next, the elbow? At some point can we include people's knees in the list, because those freak me out? The number of people's knees that look like little baby heads is unbelievable. You might have never noticed it before, but now it'll be all that you can see, like one of those trick eye pictures that you need to blur your vision for.
The only condition that I can think of that would call for leggings like those would be for when she meets with her boss for a raise. The data is not yet in on whether or not it has the same effect on women as it does men, but the next time I need to meet with Sharon I will be sure to bust out my pair. Now if only I could find some short-shorts that won't leave me hanging brain.
Photo Credit: Photographer Rinzo Cipolla for B-Authentique