Throwback Thursday: Madonna’s Lost Nudes

 There is nothing about Madonna that looks like a virgin in these photos. Maybe these were taken during her Papa Don't Preach phase. That would certainly seem more fitting. I may need to call in the expertise of Sherlock Holmes in order to be sure, but I think these pics were definitely taken pre-pregnancy, so who knows, there might be one on the way. If it was post-pregnancy then I imagine there would be at least a few stretch marks, maybe even a scar. And don't even get me started on the state her boobs would be in. They would be looking like Bruce Willis at the end of Live Free Or Die Hard, when he was older and beaten and bloodied. Madonna's boobs would look exactly like that. It isn't too hard to imagine a couple of bald Bruce's hanging off her chest. His present hairlessness really helps out with that. And a big kudos to him for accepting his male pattern baldness and not taking extreme measures to hide it like some people have. (Cough, John Travolta, cough!) Aside from a few roles that had him in a hair piece, he has brought dignity back to the bald man.     

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