Unbelievably Hot Barbara Palvin’s Wet Shirt Shows Sexy Nipples

Barbara Palvin seems to have a lot of trouble finding tops that fit her torso. So she either has a freakishly long abdomen, or she has yet to discover that not all fabrics can go into the drier.

My hunch is that her torso is not freakishly long. I doubt there are many modeling gigs that would call for someone with dimensions like that. Maybe if a zoo needed someone to play the front half of a giraffe she would be perfect for it.

What blows my mind is that this near perfect beauty is dating the Zack from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I guess the benefits of being Disney star continues even after Mickey releases them from their contract. I had always assumed that apart from the one percent of Disney actors that carry a successful career, the vast majority have to capitalize on their fame while they are still young.

But I suppose the nostalgia of boning your teen heartthrob is so powerful that you are still willing to get some of that suite deck. It is kind of like banging the cheer captain ten years later, after she’s let her body go. It still technically counts as banging the cheer captain.

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