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aldo-vallon - June 9, 2018
Sandy Johnson better not take too long eating that popsicle. If she does then it is going to melt, which not only means there is going to be less frozen sugar water for her to enjoy but it will also drip everywhere. That will lead to bees and ants swarming her like a plague, and totally ruin this shoot.
I mean, I love to see a woman suckling on a popsicle as much as the next guy, but there is a limit. I do not want her risking her health just to give me a boner. What if she is allergic to bees? Yeah, I bet the photographer did not even ask her that before he gave her that sugar stick and told her to make with sexy. He might as well have given her a loaded gun and told her to suck on that, which would also be pretty sexy in its own right, but, again, putting her safety at risk just is not worth it.
Why couldn’t she have held onto a popsicle that was still safely concealed in its wrapper? It would still be good to put in her mouth, but when it melts it won’t get on her.