VIEW DISCRETION ADVISED: Miss Teen Delaware Inspires Us to Be Great (VIDEO)

Editor's note: No kidding, this video is NSFW, so if even slightly cropped adult cinema fare will get you fired, please don't watch at work. This is why we have helpful acronyms, people.

Once we saw that the fast and furious folks at Tyler Durden found a video confirming that Melissa King was in fact the girl in the porn film, not that there was much doubt, and we no longer had to use the word 'alleged' any longer, well, we got inspired, just like in her own way, Miss Teen Delaware has inspired young women around the world to believe in their own dreams

Take a look at this NSFW Miss Teen Delaware Inspirational video and see if you don't feel like building a birdhouse or finally taking those trombone lessons. Enjoy.