Wild Rose Jaclyn Swedberg Gets Totally Naked In This Glorious Floral Shoot

It is the mark of a true professional to be able to complete a photo shoot that involves real flowers. The moment those things get their heads lopped off the countdown starts. Flowers may look good when they are fresh, but they are depressing as hell once they start to wilt. They are a little too reminiscent of whiskey dick for my liking, and that is not something that I need a reminder of during sexy time.

If Jaclyn Swedberg was not the professional that she is there is no way that she could have completed this shoot in a timely manner. An amateur would not have been able to hit the right poses and a diva would have dragged the shoot out by making ridiculous demands for Pellegrino to be precisely 45 degrees Fahrenheit. But Jackie doesn’t have time for that nonsense.

She knows that time is money. She wants to get in and out so that she can get back to doing her planks, or whatever exercise it is that she does in order to get that tummy. That stomach is fit enough to have food served on it at one of those weird sushi restaurants.

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