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aldo-vallon - December 19, 2017
I know sideboob is a thing, but is underboob a thing as well? Because if not, I would like to add it to my pending trademarks. This peach of a woman has the kind of underboob that Michelangelo would have loved to immortalize in marble. Bear in mind that ol' Mickey was gay, so it would take a world class boob to inspire him. I doubt he would be the first artist she served as a muse for. Even I am having no trouble putting words to paper right now, although I am an artist in the same way that a fry cook is a food specialist. If Hemingway were to read what I am producing he would have grabbed his rifle and treated me like an elephant. I wouldn't be able to blame him for that either.
I wish underboob would become as socially acceptable as sideboob or cleavage. We are long overdue for a breakthrough in the field of boob related fashion. I am personally pulling for this one because it would lead to an increase in the number of overall nip slips. All we would have to do is place more items above the heads of women.
Photo Credit: Desirée González Rabal photographed by Pablo Gil Garcia for C-Heads Magazine