Lisa Marie Jaftha Topless Septum Piercing

I've never been big on septum piercings, but I think that's a matter of me not having seen the right pierced septum. Take the gorgeous Lisa Marie Jaftha for example. Seeing her pierced septum and her bare breasts in the same picture has made me do a 180 on the very notion of that piercing. All it took was the right pierced septum and the right pair of breasts for me to come around.

I think that's proof that anyone can come around on anything, provided that Lisa Marie Jaftha's breasts are involved in you making a decision. Let's say that someone doesn't think that Mitsubishis don't belong on the road. Show that person a picture of Lisa Marie Jaftha naked sitting in a Mitsubishi and watch their apprehension disappear instantly.

Lisa Marie clearly has magical breasts. What other possible explanation is there for her role in making people change their minds about divisive topics? Somebody should send her and her beautiful magical breasts to Washington D.C. for a few months and help people start seeing eye to eye. If Lisa Marie Jaftha's bare breasts can cure political gridlock, then I think we'd have no choice but to call those babies magical. Enjoy!

Images via Off the Rails