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bill-swift - June 19, 2017
Wowzer. That's the PG-13 way of stating my true feelings at the epic sighting of tall and lovely and curvy and delicious Wisconsin born hottie Myla Dalbesio baring her busty faptastics. I mean, look at Myla's most exquisite funbags and tell me you don't believe there's a higher power somewhat in the universe making things beautiful.
Myla shares her stellar hot body sights in this Armin Morbach photoshoot that I wish existed in similar form for all of our favorite busty swimsuit models. Imagine how amazing SI would actually be with true topless photos, rather than blurred out nipples and cheekily covered tops. I'm imagining it right now. It's wonderful.
Myla, you couldn't have given me a better Father's Day gift if you tried. Now we need to go about actually making me a father. I have several positions outlined in my pitchbook. Turn to page 43 for my top ten suggestions for procreation. You'll be happy to note I do almost all of the work. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Armin Morbach