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bill-swift - May 24, 2017
Everybody has their secret favorites. Or their not so secret favorites. I don't keep secrets but I also don't play favorites. Does a botanist have a favorite flower among all those beautiful fauna on earth? Okay, maybe so. But I refuse to deny the claim of any of the thousands of lovelies in must Lust Book to be top tingle inducer. They all are, on any given day, any given minute, any given Journey song cranked up in my happy space with the door locked.
That being said, I still remember where I was when Sophie Reade and her sweet skirted UK Playboy shoot came into my life. Like being struck in the head by a blonde sextastic funbag filled anvil. Worst metaphor ever, and that's saying a lot for me. Sophie undressing in a skirt and her top coming off was about all I could handle. Or handle aplenty. Everybody looks back with wistful minds on their most moving memories. Mine happen to be of amazing mammaries. So shoot me. But only after my motorboating mission is complete, if you know mercy. Enjoy.
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