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bill-swift - April 18, 2017
Emilia Paige can wake you up on a Tuesday. And keep you awake through the following Monday. The pleasurably prurient bodied model took to the photo pages of your mind in her Calvins and a sports top that you had to know was coming off. If you didn't know it was coming off, please ask your parents if you're old enough to be on this website.
There's something especially alluring about a ridiculously hot brunette with a perfect body baring her funbags for the pure love of the sport of ogling. And it is the world's greatest sport. Showing off her fine female form for the sake of the collective happiness of so many. I'd be willing to trade that all in for the singular happiness of just myself in a private time show by Emilia, but now I sound greedy. That doesn't bother me as much as you think.
Emilia, let's go underwear shopping and find a bunch of things for you that you'll wear for no more than ten seconds. It has to be a place that takes the Discover card. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Emelia Paige