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bill-swift - April 3, 2017
Personal Shopper the movie may be many things. French and full of profound insights on the human condition of which I have little interest. But it's also the movie in which Kristen Stewart is way more topless and well-lit than any previous skinematic experience. She's always been quite bold about her choice of roles and willingness to bare for the part, but Personal Shopper is her crowning funbag achievement to date.
Now that we have a chance to see her sweet teats with more clarity, it's worth examining her precious au natural mams in all their flag flying glory. I'm certain the nudity is crucial to the role. I do not want to know for sure. It might lessen my tingles. Kristen, for all the high maintenance charges against you, I shall never speak ill of the few American thespianics who unleash their topless puppies. It's not a small thing. It's a perfectly sized thing. Enjoy.