Lis Vega Naked as The Day Is Also Naked in Playboy Mexico

Prepare to fall in lust. That's the male version of love. I'm not sure what the Sapphic leaning version is but I do hope to find out someday. Lis Vega, or Liz Vega, depending on your Spanglish, the Cuban sensation bares her very soul, and more importantly, her body, in this month's Playboy Mexico. Why? Because the world needs Latina hotties with dipped blonde hair and massive mammaries getting naked. And the world needs them now. If I may be so bold as to speak on behalf of the world.

Lis reminds us that it's women who say good things come in small packages. Men do not mind so much the big bouncy flouncy funbags all primed and ready for the motorboating sport of pure passion. Lis is hardly shy about sharing her treats with the world, a Hispanic sextastic who will be missed by much of the world because not enough pay attention in Egotastic class. We adore all women here, with a slight nod to the ones so hot they make our nervous system fire on all cylinders, and an even bigger nod to the naked among those. Lis, I see nothing wrong with you. I shall need to inspect the undercarriage naturally. I'm not a certified sandwich maker for nothing. Enjoy

_{Photo Credit: Playboy Mexico}