READER FINDS: Genevieve Morton Topless, Selma Blair Booty Delights, and Much Much More…

Some days are tougher than others. Fridays are invariably better than others. I turn on some fine marching music, my captain's hat and cape, naturally, and stand by for the ceremonial unveiling of the Reader Finds reader email bag. Two Buck Chuck is consumed. Women do weep. As do men with my name. It's really an emotional moment. Like we just won an expected Gold Medal in the Olympics, only we didn't, and never left the couch. So better.

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This week's Reader Finds includes Genevieve Morton flashing her stellar funbags (thanks to EgoReader 'Bill P.'), Selma Blair tight hot body (contributed by 'Ray T.'), Eliza Dushku looking all kinds of faptastic worthy (tossed in by 'MaryEllen C.'), Greta Gerwig exhibitionist skinematics (lovely twosome from 'Devon'), Rosie Jones looking impossibly sextastic (British style boobtastic via 'Evan M.'), and so very much much more. You can skip a game or two of International Rules Handball to check out each and every one of these wicked fine flesh-filled celebrity fantasies. At least you can understand the rules of this game. Enjoy.