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bill-swift - July 15, 2016
I look forward to Fridays as a plant looks forward to sunshine. It's my nourishment. My sustenance. It makes my balls warm. So not exactly like a plant. But definitely the day we open up the bountiful bouncy boobtastic filled bag of Reader Finds emails. I'm never without astonishment and what lays unfurled before my throne each end of week. I've been known to gasp. I have to make sure the natives don't see me, lest they suddenly come to realize I'm not their immortal god. So much pressure.
(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)
This week's Reader Finds is chocked full of epic skin filled hotness including Rosie Huntington-Whiteley young and topless (blessings from EgoReader 'Jason X.'), Heather Graham bent over thespianics (She really is a Hall of Fame player, kudos to 'Marty D.'), showgirls Giogia Palmas and Giorgia Surina (double delights proffered by 'Anzio'), Caroline Wozniacki painted hottie (visually added by 'Bill P.'), delicious shots of wicked hot Jehane Gigi Paris (tossed in by 'Bob J.'), and ever so much much much more. You owe it to those hurt feelings you had as a child that only went away with succor and teat peeks of neighbor ladies to check out each and every one of these reader share delights. Enjoy.