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bill-swift - July 4, 2016
Independence Day means many things to many different people. To me it means celebrating the Freedom of All Things Awesome Expression. There was a time in this world, and still a time in much of this world, when the right to stare long and hard at the killer jugs of super sextastic hotties such as Emma Glover was simply verboten. Anywhere from bad form to an offense punishable by death and the bulldozing of your entire village. That seems insane. And yet...
To celebrate the 4th of July, I am including my own preferred method of firework blasts. Those sweet Emma Glover funbags. The stars and stripes such a lovely backdrop for this sweet main course of mammarial goodness. God Bless just about everything this Fourth of July. When they come to take away our buxom topless women, we'll know it's time for the muskets. In the mean time, beer and leering ought to do us just fine. Happy 4th. Enjoy.
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