Venezuelan Playmate Aleira Avendano Big Topless Bosoms

Here's a good way to learn your Latin American geography. Study the nations of Central and South America based on their Playboy Playmates. Meet Aleira Avendano. Venezuela. She's representing her blessed land with equally blessed yams a plenty in this feature spread in Playboy. I'm not really sure what happened after she took the portable shower head directly to her massive funbags because I passed out for just a bit. The loss of blood flow to the cranium was just too rapid to overcome.

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Someday the world's finest looking women will all be naked in my living room explaining to me why they deserve to be first in line. There there, ladies, I shall calmly announce. There's plenty of Uncle Bill to go around. I'll know that's not true, but I'll say it anywhere, even as I look at a Victoria's Secret supermodel tenth in line and lament the fact that Mother Nature didn't make bobos the size of bowling balls for just such an occasion. Enjoy.

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