Paris Hilton is Too Good for Playboy

Well, actually, she isn't but she thinks she is. And in the world of Paris Hilton, that's all that matters. NineMSN reports that despite multiple offers from Playboy magazine, Paris Hilton has refused to pose.

They've asked me a million times.




Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money.




But I'll never do it.


Because I'm Paris Hilton.

All this coming from someone who was ostensibly made famous by the release of a sex tape, from which she profitted. We'll see how long Paris Hilton's over-inflated sense self-worth lasts once she is without a reality show or sex scandal to fall back on. What am I saying? She will always have a sex scandal to fall back on.