Britney Spears Topless, Sitting in the Pool, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

It's really surprising that Britney Spears hasn't hit rock bottom yet, but apparently she as a ways to go. She is getting close, however, or at least I think she is, and her latest "shocking" escapade, invoving Britney Spears topless in a pool, making out with some random guy, will be sure to leave you, well, probably not shocked, since we all know Britney Spears is insane, and nothing she does anymore is ever truly unexpected.

According to the Us Weekly, and The Sun, Britney decided to strip off her top, and reveal her breasts (saggy as they may be), then have a go at making out with a random guy, after having her assistant tell him that Britney wanted to fool around.

Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel's and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.




American Mike Encinias kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit groped him. Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties.




He said: "I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it."




Britney and Mike had been passionately kissing in the pool of downtown LA's Standard Hotel just a few hours earlier. The singer had pulled the plug on the pole-dancing shoot for Give Me More after breaking down and sending the crew home.




Mike explained: "Britney was drinking Mojitos and she'd been drinking some Jack Daniel's. Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top. She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses."




Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to "make out" with him.




He said: "She straddled me and put her legs around me. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.




"Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I'd actually say a phenomenal kisser."




Mike was invited back to Britney's suite once the party was over at 4am. He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed -- until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.

Don't believe it? Here are some pictures to prove it. Remember back in the day when seeing Britney Spears topless would have been the biggest news ever. Now, not so much.