Khloe Kardashian is Topless, Spontaneous

Just in case you had any lingering hope that "reality" TV is in any way real, spontaneous, or not 100% completely scripted, these Khloe Kardashian topless pictures will both scare you half to death, and answer any remaining doubts you may have. First off, these are caps from a preview of an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, so you know it won't actually end up in the episode, but if you look closely, and you really shouldn't, you'll see that while Khloe (who I believe is also known as Kong, because she's so fucking huge) is not wearing a bra, she is wearing pasties. Because all girls tape squares to their nipples on the off chance that their top will be pulled down in front of a camera on their "reality" show. And no, you can't unsee this.