Megan Fox is Single. No, She Will Not Have Sex With You

So the big news is that Megan Fox is single. That's right, her engagement to that D-bag, Brian Austin Green has been called off, and they are splitting up. So how does this affect you? Not at all, since you still don't have a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting near her. Megan Fox is now officially the most elligible woman in the world, and she won't be wasting any time on you.

And yes, this whole story was just a lame excuse to repost these Megan Fox topless pictures (lots more after the jump). And remember, she will never be yours.

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