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bill-swift - September 2, 2010
An Open Letter to Blake Lively Boobs:
My dearest Blake Lively fun bags. How you enchant me. With your plumpness, squished into tight spaces, flowing up and spilling out of the tops the whole world wishes you would simply remove. Your nipples, like the tips of your lust spears, pierce my heart and fill me with your boobtastic wonderment. Oh, proud cans of lusciousness, release me from your chesty grip that forces me to ogle your every jiggle. Yours are the globes that keep my planet spinning. Bless you.
The Blake Lively epic cleavage:
And, the Blake Lively nipple pokes: