Kristen Stewart Asstastic (But Not Nude) in Meet the Rileys (VIDEO)

As much as I lust the sexy bottomside of the middle-finger-flipping Kristen Stewart, and do appreciate her overall bad-girl kind of hotness, I've got to say, until proven otherwise, I'm sadly disappointed in her appearance in Meet the Rileys. It was just about a year ago when all the hullabaloo and hubbub around Hollywood was the upcoming Kristen Stewart nude scenes in Meet the Rileys, where she plays a teen hooker who is supposed to get all kinds of naked. Press releases, interviews, tabloid talk, her P.R. people were skipping their botox appointments just to put more and more out there about how super non-clothed Kristen Stewart was going to be and what an incredibly bold actress she be, not just some half-baked vamp. Well, now the movie is out and, ¿Dónde está las tatas? Fleeced is the term that comes to mind.

Nevertheless, here at Egotastic!, when we got served lemons, we made lemonade, added some whiskey, then some more, did some shots around our hexagonal table, and got a little buzzed while we checked out these quite sexy butt-shot moments of Kristen Stewart in Meet the Rileys. Enjoy.