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bill-swift - December 18, 2010
If there really is a Santa, then three of my favorite Nuts magazine fantastic funbag hotties, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and India Reynolds, will all be wrapped up in some type of see-through material underneath my Christmas Tree come December 25th. Afterall, that is what my note to St. Nick said rather explicitly. I even underlined the key words like milky, plump, and bodacious and drew some rather detailed pictures of these three hotties' boobs just to be sure Mr. C didn't misinterpret my request. Come on, big guy, don't you effin' drop a lump of coal in my oversized sock again this yuletide, I've been nice, now, please, bring me some naughty.