Pia Toscano Badonkadonk Inspection Courtesy of Mark Ballas

I am not prepared to say whether or not I watch American Idol, I refuse to blemish my record as the undeniably most manly man in the history of mandom (shoutout to Haley, you go girl on Season 10!) But, without admitting a thing, I will say that the one sextastic surprise on this season's Idol has been, really, was, Pia Toscano, the curvy Italian-American church girl from Howard Beach, who despite being unable to properly shake her booty, still had some very nice junk in her trunk (and her bosom) for a seemingly proper girl. Apparently, it caught the eyes of numerous man-celebs about town as well, including Dancing with the Stars dancer, Mark Ballas, who apparently is now holding the unique title of only straight dancer in Hollywood. So, Mark snapped up Pia Toscano since her surprisingly early boot to her badonkadonk a couple weeks ago from the show and rumor has it that he's been fondling the diva-to-be all about Tinsel Town. Well, rumor confirmed, because we now have a booty-groping confirmation shot from yesterday on the DWTS setwhere the surprisingly straight dancer laid full-LeBron-palm on the Pia Toscano asstastic. Ain't young love grand? Enjoy.

(Be sure to check out our friends at X17online for the full set of Ballas/Toscano special moment photos.)