Coco Launches Skin-Tight Licious Clothing Line for Curvy Gals

Congratulations to our good friend Coco who has mind-invented the brilliant idea of dressing girls with big-arse curves in slinky stretchy form fitting outfits to basically torture big-girl loving men everywhere. If you're a more cushion for the pushing kind of badonkadonk loving dude, well, you ought be checking out this clothing line for your special woman's birthday, Valentine's Day, and any night of the year you want to Fred Sanford up that junk in your lady's trunk.

Coco's new reality show will be hitting E! in a couple weeks, featuring her gangsta-turned-thespian husband Ice-T telling the entire world to stop checking out his woman's ass. You go, Coco! Enjoy.