READER FINDS: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboobs, Gwyneth Paltrow Buttockals, Kari Byron Back Curves, Paz De La Huerta Bloody Nekkid, Gaelle Garcia Diaz Bikinitastic, and Nina Dobrev Puma Hot

Once again, dear readers and fellow blessed perverts, you have outdone yourselves this week's contributions of celebrity sextastic. Consider me honored that on your company's dime, you take the time to contribute to our site and your millions of fellow readers.

This week's Reader Finds includes the stellar T3 actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing some premiere skin, Gwyneth Paltrow truly flashing her apple bottom, Kari Byron going cheek to cheek for fertile perfection, Paz de la Huerta doing what she does best -- being nekkid and scary, even more Gaelle Garcia Diaz almost topless hotness, and vastly underrated hottie Nina Dobrev just looks boot knockable on a soccer field.

Many Internet points for Egotastic! fan 'Amod' for uncovering even more of the super sexy Rosie Huntington-Whiteley sideboob on display at the London premiere of Transformers 3: Raking in the Cash. The heights to which Rosie has climbed in the past six months are truly remarkable; the depths to which we will sink to ogle her even further, even more remarkable.


We bow in thanks to EgoFan 'Lotza' for providing us a telescopic view upon the apple bottom of Apple's mom, Gwyneth Paltrow, who took the opportunity of her most recent vacation to Italy to flash her can to the peoples of The Boot. This is the 'mom' picture that if you're a boy you really hope your buddies aren't seeing.


And, speaking of asstastic, wow, a million and one of you fanboys, including the brave souls on our Egotastic! Facebook page, couldn't wait to promote Kari Byron and her curvaceous junkside to the pages of this simple blog. I must admit, when I see a backside like Kari's, I do begin to imagine myself the head of a household with many many babies. Fertility, thy name is Kari Byron's curves.


Leave it to EgoSuperFan 'Mike J' to bring us this controversial promotional concept poster for next year's anticipated release of Nurse 3-D, wherein the ever-nekkid Paz de la Huerta takes it all off once more and slathers herself in faux blood for one of the most dramatic images you're likely to peep your optical nerves upon today. I guarantee that when you close your eyes tonight in bed, you will be thinking about this image. Trust.


Well, a bunch of you faithful readers out there know that the ridiculously sexy Gaelle Garcia Diaz has all but promised to be my future third wife, and who would not want to commit themselves to a lifetime, if not a decent two years, sharing conjugal visits with this amazing Spanish-Flemish model, seen here in these covered topless photos from Che magazine and Egotastic! semi-literate fan 'Barry J.'. Not surprisingly, this is how I anticipate Gaelle looking on our wedding day. An informal affair if you will.


And, finally, our good friend 'Lester K.' knows unadulterated simple hotness when he sees it, and shares it, in the form of Bulgarian betty, Nina Dobrev, sextastic star of Vampire Diaries seen here pimping the shizz out of Puma athletic gear. I'm not sure if you buy the clothes you expect to look like Nina, or if you buy the clothes you will hook up with a girl like Nina, but I'm better both are strong selling points. So simple. So hawt. Enjoy.