Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Divorced Asstastic for Down Under Pimping

That didn't take long. No, Kim Kardashian is not rebounding from the quick and sudden end to her TV-arranged marriage with Kris Humphries by finding comfort in the arms of another man, she's finding comfort where she knows it best, back in the loving embrace of blessed licensed merchandise. Just hours after filing for quickie divorce, Kim jetted down to Sydney to meet up with big-boned sister Khloe Kardashian to pimp the shizz out of a new line of licensed handbags to the good and decent peoples of Australia, in such desperate need of Kardashian-labeled accessories.

What a wonderful woman to turn such personal life tragedy in yet another opportunity to give back to the world. Three cheers for Saint Kim, or, at least Saint Kim's round slappable fanny. Let's be honest, that is still quite nice. Enjoy.