Naked Cycling: No Clothes, No Suit, No Skin, Just Muscle

Get even more naked than naked by donning one of these truly bare cycling suits by Warsaw-based designer Tomek Pietek. Called the Muscle Skin Suit, it'll make you look like you're out riding in nothing but your muscles.

It looks pretty badass and will no doubt get you a lot of attention when you're wearing it out. That's not an entirely bad thing, but it's not good either. Imagine coming across a driver so startled by your skinlessness that he or she hits the accelerator instead of the breaks, speeding the car straight towards you...

Clearly, it's not going to be a pretty sight. And you might just end up looking like the suit you're wearing on some parts of your body. Oh, the pain!

Own It: $194