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bill-swift - January 17, 2014
It's time. To pit the blessed peaches of two beautiful women head to head, chest to chest, lust to lust in sweet contest we like to call Battle of the Boobtastic. The world has yet to invent a finer means for qualitatively distinguishing between two sextastic ladies with mighty fine funbags than this here little weekly contest. Though I'm quite certain scientists from around the world are working on a competitive offering.
This week's voters challenge places the beautiful Poppy Rivers in direct DD conflict with Staci Noblett, no stranger to contests of the chest puppy variety. While I would shank any one of you in the showers for five minutes alone with either of these two wicked hot ladies, only one may walk home with the trophy, the other, perhaps wishing she had stayed in laser hair removal school. Alas, the giggles and tears of life intermix on every occasion. So, I ask you, as your most important decision of the day, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?