Paris Hilton Flashes Her Shaved Commando Regions For Her Birthday

Hey, it's your party and you can cry if you want to. Or, you know, skip your underpants. As Billionaire Barbie chose to do at the Greystone Manor in West Hollywood over the weekend where she headlined her own 33rd birthday party, DJing, partying, and winning the red carpet by wearing a high slit dress without the appearance of any panties. Tan lines and a little bumps from close-in shaving, but no panties. Oh, Paris, you are a naughty one.

I guess it's good to know that age isn't changing Paris. She seems to be forever 21, so to speak. I suppose there will come a day when her running around getting wasted and flashing her body parts will get past the point that we want to ogle, but that day is definitely not today. I'm still trying to figure out we can't precisely see her lady nest. I am a man of science. Enjoy.