Coco Austin Bare Crackalacking, Jennette McCurdy Hourglass Posing, Elizabeth Gillies Deep Cleave Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's time to unveil the week's worth of the best of the social media candids posted by the hotties themselves this past week. But, before we do, I'd like to take a moment to honor the seemingly heaven-sent combination of celebrity ego and universal access to digital media technology that combine to create this incredibly faptastic moment of cultural significance. Even but ten years ago, this couldn't possibly have been imagined. A phone, in my hand, flipping through photos of half nekkid sextastic celebrities that they distributed directly to me? We are living in blessed times I tell you. Everyday is Thanksgiving.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jennette McCurdy easing back into showoff mode, Elizabeth Gillies in some surprisingly revealing candids, Irina Shayk playing gotcha with her own twin perfections, busty Francia Raisa bikini posing, Ashley Benson in her own cleavy bikini showdown, Ashley Tisdale showing off her tanned bikini boody, Dani Thorne showing off deep cleave, and much much more. You owe it to Donald Sterling's poor, innocent, victim of a young mistress to check out each and every one of these self published selfie sextastics. Enjoy.