Playboy.TV Free Week for the 4th of July!

Oh, yeah, I'm hot pimping on our nation's anniversary. I think America would be proud of me promoting its finest nekkid ladies bouncing about and giggling and/or making out on Playboy.TV, which is now free for one week in honor of the good ole U.S. of A.'s birthday. There's hardly a brand more iconically American than Playboy. We might be a Puritanical people, but we did hatch the world's most popular nudie girls magazine in the world. There's something to be said for that.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

Now, in response to your questions. Yes, Playboy.TV subscriptions help keep my lights on. But trust me when I say I only pimp the products I believe in and at a very good price. I get offers from literally hundreds of affiliates looking to push their product on these pages. I give them the Heisman. You don't need Canadian pills or funny t-shirts or power bracelets, you do need wicked hot girls taking off their clothes in premium content. Or you want it. For those that do, I can't encourage you enough to sign up for Playboy.TV. It's quite fun. I'm not just the not-President, I'm also a member. Enjoy.