Big Brother Scandinavia Has a Few Boobs Up on Its American Counterpart

I used to rant way to much about how reality television shows such as Big Brother were far better overseas than they were in the U.S. Almost entirely because the international editions were just loaded with topless contestants and never-ending making of the sexy scenes on night vision cameras. That's pretty much the entire show in places like Norway and Sweden which combine their Big Brother house for 2014 like friendly Scandinavians are apt to share.

And then everybody basically gets naked, takes lots of showers, and has lots of sex. I assume there's a part to the show where everybody talks about why they're doing so-and-so or flashing their beaver here and there, but talking is dramatically overrated. I guess my rant is back. But really, why on earth can't we see this stuff in the U.S.?  Crapastic TV only takes a half dozen topless girls in the shower to suddenly become epic. I'm done. Enjoy.