Miss Butt Portugal Marianne Ranieri Topless Thumper Time in Miami

Look, they don't just hand out the Miss Butt Portugal title to just anyone off the streets with a half-decent booty. First of all, well, you have to be from Portugal. Second, in the fine tradition of the Brazilian series of ass-accolades with the same moniker, you need to have a pretty damn sweet bottomside. Like Marianne Ranieriwho decided to celebrate her title by vacationing in Miami without her bikini top on. Now that's a true pageant queen if you ask me.

Marianne naturally as on a killer boat in Miami letting some lucky bastard squeeze her award winning cheeks while flashing her ta-ta tan lines and her sweet funbags for the sun to gave upon. You probably won't see the same kind of visual wonderment from our own Miss America. We have standards, that are silly. Miss Butt Portugal, you do your people proud. Enjoy.