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bill-swift - October 11, 2014
The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I'm referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.
This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It's a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn't miss it. I didn't. I've seen it thrice. I'd recommend you try and beat my record.
Naturally, I will condemn you to the seventh level of Satan's residence, also known as Gwyneth Paltrow's house, if you do not get yourself an Ego discounted Mr. Skin Membership. All the cool kids have one. Think of it as a penis. You may not think you want one, but when it comes time to shower in P.E., you're going to wish you did.