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bill-swift - October 28, 2014
I don't know what Kangoo boots are precisely, but I know that after a full day of ogling Claudia Romaniand her amazing killer tush in a bikini on Miami Beach, I sure feel like bouncing. Claudia gets to see herself both in and out of her bikinis daily so I can only imagine the spring she feels in her step, and the need to perhaps strap on some dynamic footwear to bound along South Beach after seeing such sites. Oh, my, this is quite the double header of leering.
As you know, I'm working through my elected representatives to promote legislation that would allow me the humane right to marry Claudia Romani's bikini booty. I believe it's time for such a liberating expression of lust and baby powdering. When you hear the church bells barely able to cover up the sounds of feral groans not of this planet, then you'll know I've achieved my goal. Just look at that wicked hot bottom, how could you not want to take that on a honeymoon. Enjoy.