MIcaela Schaefer Topless and Oddly Third Funbagged At the Brandenburg Gate

I'm quite certain that when the Berlin Wall fell nobody anticipated that it would someday become a popular spot for German models to come and pose topless. Certainly nobody foresaw Micaela Schaefer in some get up that includes a fig leaf and what seems to be a third ta-ta. I'm not exactly sure I know what this exhibitionist prone TV hostess is up to. I'm kind of afraid to ask. In these situations I find it's best just to sit back quietly and stare at her body built like a playground for grown up men. I call dibs on the swings.

Micaela Schaefer is one of those women I truly respect if for no other reason than she likes to get nekkid a lot in public and prove to the world that outside of some uncomfortable feelings in the pants, no ill comes of seeing women without their clothes on. Electronics don't suddenly stop working, children don't become ax murderers, and the man above doesn't make it rain for forty straight days. Unless you live in Seattle, in which case that happens public nudity or not. Bless you, Micaela for all that you do to advance social progress. Three boobs, eh? That's something science definitely needs to look into. Enjoy.